Who did it?
Ok who put the sign on my car? Who did it? Who painted the large target on my front hood and windshield? Who released 50 trained birds in the neighborhood of Denton Bible Church yesterday? Who fed those birds food that would easily digest and therefore cause them to turn my nice white car a nasty shade of polka-dot brown. I now hate birds.
posted by Katie @ 8:36 AM
3 Comments:
kt, take ownership. YOU PARKED UNDER A TREE, DIDN'T YOU?
they make look nice and shady (except during winter, when they have no leaves), BUT THEY WILL ONLY DEVASTATE YOUR CLEAN CAR.
back out, and park three spaces over.
Jes - I parked by what could only be called a large shrub. It is a place I have parked for years now and NEVER BEFORE has the kind of devestation occured that my car had to endure. I am convinced that a flock of trained birds with a singular mission were sent to attack my car. It could have been painted by a low flying jet of some kind, or maybe there is some kind of homing beacon attached with magnets to the bottom of my wheel base. I've called in the NSA to check it out. Someone somewhere is trying to ruin me and I will not be taken down by their bird-sasination. I will rise victorious from these ashes and my nice white car will shine again in all its shiney glory. I thumb my nose at these hired birds and their weak attempt to ruin me. No I will not go down that easily.
Side note: I have a hard time typing their correctly it seems my i finger is faster than my e finger and I continue to mistype this word. I have the same problem with the, it always comes out teh. I need to work on my finger speed and try to synchronize the digits that work furiously over my computer.
i do teh same thing. ;)
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