Beeeeeeeeep

Warning, warning, the user has exceeded capacity of time, space, and sanity. Therefore to prevent total melt down the user is shutting down to rest. As soon as the user has cooled down and is in no danger of exploding she will re-boot and start up the program. We apologize for any inconceivable this may cause you and direct you to other sites for your entertainment. We hope to have this problem corrected soon and return you to your regular programming. Thank you for your patience in this matter.