Yes Virginia there is a Tooth Fairy . . . . .
And it’s ME.
Yep you read that right. I am the tooth fairy. I collect used teeth and deposit change in their place. How do I travel all over the world? And what do I do with all those used teeth? Well those are trade secrets so I’m sorry but I can’t share them with you.
Actually to our first grade class I am the tooth fairy. Whenever they lose a tooth their teacher (our elementary principal and one of the most Godly women I know) sings them a song and then I perch on their desk for the day in my tooth fairy garb.
Here’s the backstory if you are really confused:
A few years ago I went to a Christmas party for all the female teachers at work. We had to bring an ornament for a gift exchange and I wanted to be creative and of course randomly absurd. I got the GREAT idea of making an angel tree topper. But of course this could not be just any angel tree topper it needed the special Katie touch. So it became the Katie the Angel tree topper. I made an angel with robe, wings, halo and all with my face plastered right there on the face of the angel. CLASSIC and pretty darn good if I do say so myself.
So we get to the gift exchange and my ornament was the party favorite but the girl who ended up with it was a party pooper and didn’t want it (I tried not to take it as a personal insult that she didn’t want my face looking down on her on Christmas day). So I switched with her and kept my own angel knowing it would one day be put to good use. That day was not far off because I soon house-sat for the party hostess and a good friend (like a big sister) and I decided her tree needed a special touch. She arrived home with her family to see my bright shiny angelic face greeting her.
Somehow soon after that the angel ended up in the main office at work and it was perched upon a trophy where everyone entering the office could see it. Let’s just say that it was a crowd pleaser and comment generator for a few weeks. Then my elementary principal gets an idea to turn it into the tooth fairy. So my angel became a fairy and traveled to the first grade room.
So now when a kid looses a tooth the fairy sits on their desk for the day signifying they are the special tooth looser. It is always fun when my principal brings it out for the first time and all the kids look at it noticing that it seems somehow familiar. Then one bright kids puts two and two together and I get called the tooth fairy for the rest of the year.
I’m always wondering when a first grader looks inquisitively at me if they're wondering where I keep my quarters of if right now I am eyeing the loose tooth they are fiddling with.
Footnote: Try as I might I cannot find the CD to download the picture of the Tooth Fairy. I will try and get it up soon.
119 Comments:
I bet Steve thinks your a HOT tooth fairy.
Ahahahahahahahahahah
Awkward? I think not...
LOL. I am SUCH a funny guy.
Ummm Ben Mr. Master's degree you mean you're not your right.
Benjamin Rodrigo Unestra you are a funny guy and you do create AWKWARD situations.
But oh well. I can deal with your warped sense of humor anyday.
I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD over here. Aren't we all just one big happy family? So THIS is what it's like to have big brothers.
Please find the picture CD, KT. It sounds like a must-see.
And now we all know his REAL name.
oops sorry Benny boy but I outed your real name.
And Ben does have some big brother qualities.
Jef tell your son that is exactly what I do. Blubonnets - perfect for a toothfairy that resides in Texas.
Tooth fairies up here... I mean when you are up this way you leave a trail of gold dust when you visit. I never saw that when I grew up living in TX. Is that just for the folks up here?
Wow have I missed you Ben.
Thank You for the lovely story Katie.
(we still on for Saturday?)
wink wink nudge nudge
ohhh, this is great fun!! Keep it goin, guys!
Steve-
People have been saying that all week... can't tell if there is sarcasm in all of those comments or if people truly mean it... lol. I will chose to believe the latter. So, here is the next question in this string of comments... If you were going to romance my friend Katie... where would you take her, how would you make her feel special and give us 10 ways you would incorporate humor into the first date. (I seem to recall that Katie loves a man with a healthy sense of humor.)
Lol. The Awkwardness continues... ;)
Why do I feel like I have lost complete control of my own blog.
Ben - we are all glad you are back and the sarcasm is what you bring to the table that we enjoy and missed so much.
You rang?
Ha.
Funny funny guy you are Benjamin Rodrigo Unestra.
Mental Note: It is impossible to drink coffee out of my travel mug when the lid is closed. No matter how many times you turn it or look at it blankly coffee will not magically appear.
Now you're just flustered.
Hee Hee.
Ben you have no affect on me.
BRING IT.
WOW - it's like this comment section IS it's own blog!
Katie - so agree with your comment about Eddo's site design & how creative he is! :)
*Gives Katie the Smile he always gives Sydney when he knows he is getting to her.*
Ben you HAVE to be the big brother in your family.
Unfortunately I cannot represent my mature reaction to your immaturity. Here is a description of what you would see if you were looking at me right now.
Eyes wide open and yet smiling.
Tongue sticking out.
Hard to believe I was youngest. ;)
Katie, do you have a digital camera with you, because we SO need a picture of that. And my, my, you are racking up the comments today!
Older than us though, right? that's all that matters. :)
Ben: I was guessing oldest or youngest, but so not the middle child. So now you're making up for getting picked on by older siblings. That's ok I can take it. And I probably deserved it because I doled out enough of it to my sisters.
AM: Ben is so OLD. He's way older than us. We should take sympathy on him because he is our elder. Poor old guy he is. Hee Hee Hee
I have the camera, I have the picture, I have the cable, but I don't have the CD to download the program to get the pictur off the camera. Frustrating.
I'm not getting involved in the comment fray--although it is funny.
Welcome back from my part of the world, Ben!
KT, we need your services in Asheville. AB is losing a tooth about every two weeks.
I love that I have become Ben's satellite site. Please feel free to contact Ben through kpinion whenever you wish.
I am happy to offer my services in tooth collection and quarter leaving (or is it up to a dollar a tooth now? inflation affects the tooth fairy too).
KT, have you tried just plugging in the USB cable? Your computer should recognize it even without the software. Mine said that I HAD to have the software to download (or is it upload?) pics, but I've been able to do it on my work PC and my in-laws PC w/o it with no problem. It's worth a try. Pretty please?
Ok I'm revealing a big weakness here. I am ignorant when it comes to things dealing with plug ins to my computer, besides the fact that the computer I use at work was made in 1992 (I assume at least). I tried just plugging it in upstairs with the new computers (2005 wowee) but it popped up a box asking what program to use with the camera. That is where I become ignorant. Any advise would be gladly accepted.
Thanks AF! ;)
Oh and if I am not here... please leave a message with my Secretary. Her name is Katie.
lol.
Ah, man! I just did this on Thursday, and now I can't remember what I selected. It seemed like it gave me all the prompts for it though. What are your choices of programs? I was able to save it to "My pictures" fairly easily.
Oh Benny Benny Benny...
I do mean that I missed you.
First let me start by saying "What do you mean IF I start..."
I think I would take her To Ireland, Scotland or England because I know she has been to Haiti and Mexico...
If all else fails I think we would just go to Target...
How would I make her feel special?
as we walked past all the wonderful new shipments in Target I would sing "Hold on" by Wilson Phillips proving to her that I, too, know all the words...
10 ways:
1-9 Just be me Ben, just be me
10. Make fun of you
Steve: I'm in.
Benny: Hmmph. So there. And yes my tongue is still stuck out at you.
So I never thought a post about the tooth fairy would take this turn.
(ok... but is Target ok?)
oh, katie. SYMPATHY! i feel the awkwardness that you might have felt initially.
little butterflies in my stomach, there are!
steve: good answer, you gave!
for the rest of the day, let us all talk like yoda! steve, you must woo katie with your best yoda impersonation. :)
Steve-
Glad I will be able to provide some cheap entertainment for you and Katie on your cheap, but classy date at target.
LOL.
I'm impressed with Target. You've done your homework.
The only problem with Target will be me because I will be so entranced with all the new items. But if you are singing "Hold On" then I'm sure that will draw my attention away from the sales and fun new items. In fact I'm pretty sure you will have the attention of the entire store.
Haha Jes-
Woo Katie Steve will...
Strong is the romance in this one is it....
Is it just me or does it feel like I am quickly losing control of my own blog?
Laughing am I.
Crazy is Ben.
Control all is lost, thinks me.
Ok so speaking in Yoda-talk is not a natural talent.
Broken the record of having over 40 comments, have you.
Romance is strong, it is. Woo her I must.. hmmmm? A large place Target it is... yes... but larger is the heart of the young Godwalker. Write songs he will. Go there, I must. Blog control is lost... hmmmm?
Katie,
I have just had a conversation with jes, and it has been decided (by me) that we MUST hang out. I have a love for Target that rivals my love for coffee--and jes says that you also love coffee. Fortunately, super targets have starbucks. So we could go one day and spend ALL DAY there. It would be a happy, happy day.
AND just as I was posting that last comment, you were posting a comment on my blog. See? It's destiny. Target is calling us.
I guess Steve will just have to stand in line on taking Katie to Target.
;)
JLR we are making a date to go to Target (sorry Steve but she lives so much closer so she gets the first Target date). I also love all things Starbucks, I know that sounds like I am a commercial sell out but their coffee is better and they have cool tunes and comfy chairs.
And best news of all, I saw today the three blessed words: Starbucks Coming Soon. Not a kiosk in Kroger but a real Starbucks. Happy days are here.
Dissed in the Malibu
ouch!
FABULOUS. Yes, I, too, feel like a big ol' sellout when I go to starbucks, but I do so love the music and the coffee. Well, not their drip coffee. But their mochas are worth selling out for.
Yea!! I'm so excited!
Oh, and not to break up the vibe on the blog or anything, but there is a very attractive policeman that frequents the starbucks nearest to me. You know, if you ever want to hang out there sometime. I'm just saying. Nice decor and all.
Kitty Kat(My new nickname for you) and Steve.....
IF...... A cheap date at Target should lead to other dates and finally to a princess Engagment ring from Target... Could Jake and Mac be ring bearer and Flower girl! I'd love to come party in TEXAS!
(and in a flash... it was all gone...)
Steve, perhaps you can fly to Texas before Katie can go with JLR to the Target. or, just move here. then we'll let you play settlers with us. ;)
steve: we'll just be looking at the pretty policeman.
But if she decides that I'm so fun she wants to spend all her free time with me, I can't help that.
I hear you are the champ? I must do my research...
Katie I am just happy to add some flava to your comment section.
(checking "Priceline"...lol)
Steve, you should so move here. It doesn't rain a lot here, but we have other charms.
jes: hey! steve gets to play settlers? what's up with that? Who are you kicking out of the game to make room for him? Interesting.
we're not kicking anyone out of the game! we'll just have different settlers nights for different groups of people.
see? i CAN please all the people!
Is anyone working today?
(besides me? wink wink)
steve: i know, i know. i just looked down at my open windows, and only two of seven are work-related! oops!
Interesting that you now have TWO game nights and I've been invited to NEITHER.
we're in a fight.
steve--thanks for the reminder. I knew there was something I was supposed to be doing.
I am all about stiring the pot.
I am so there Jes
but JLR, you told me that you hate to play games. tell me again why you want to be invited?
I need a moment to calm myself from the shock.
Does anyone else feel like we have gone into crazy world.
I step away from my computer for FIVE minutes and I get like 500 comments.
I may not even have to post today because the comments section is a post all by itself.
That and I think somehow I have just been sold into an arranged marriage by my blogger buddies. Does my dad at least get a cow or something of worth for this transaction?
K-T, where's the Starbucks going in?? Have I missed the sign???
Games, Games, Games! We must get everyone together for games. My place, next month.
Work? What is that? We are all so on a roll today with the comments. Work is overrated.
An arranged marriage, over the internet. That would be a first!
Your dad would probably HAVE a cow.
OOh, OOH! I want in on the fun too!
Let me catch up on everything...
Oh no... Eddo is here... this going over a 100 easy
Who needs instant messaging when you have K-pinions comment section? If it gets filled up, feel free to continue on my blog, my post today has 0 comments.
look at Whaaat trying to comment fish...
;-)
comment envy?
Steve-
I hereby declare that if you marry Katie... you need to give her father a Cow.
There you go Katie... it's settled.
(BTW.... 500 hundred comments? Just a LITTLE exaggeration there... Drama Queen.)
lol.
Many comments there are...
Read through all of them I have.
Target, Starbucks, throw in a Taco Cabana and a sweet game of Cranium, and some boot scootin' then it is a perfect date.
i just read today that an African man offered Bill Clinton like 40 goats and 20 cows, or something like that, in accordance with his African tradition, as a dowry for Chelsea's hand in marriage.
the offer was made 5 years ago, and still remains unanswered. i wonder why?
Eddo
I will be watching "So you think you can dance" tonight to see if they have any "Boot Scootin'" that I might learn...
So I realize that I don't even have to participate for this to continue.
Only one cow, Ben I am worth so much more than that. At least a herd or two.
I contacted your Dad and he actually wants a Mustang and Rockets tickets...
Katie, you can participate on my blog by answering my question about the gold dust left by tooth fairies up here in the Pacific NW. : )
C
Katie-
You are so right... but you are the one the mentioned ONE cow. You need to say 100 cows... and then I would say 2 cows... so on and so forth. But really, Shouldn't your father be negotiating this? ;)
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Mustang and Rockets Tickets... AND a cow... don't forget the cow Steve....
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ONLY 12 MORE TO 100!
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Refresh... Refresh... Refresh... did it work are you all now on my blog leaving me comments?
OK, you aren't over at my site. Refresh... Refresh... Refresh... What did you all get busy at work all of a sudden, or conveniently. I feel like the geeky guy who tries to add to a conversation and everyone just rolls their eyes and walks away.
KT, you are setting new records today, very cool.
I would like to say that I am very happy to be your blog mentor, you have made me VERY VERY PROUD.
I should get a bumper sticker that says, "My Little Blogger got 100 Comments on a single post!"
Or,
"My blog students can outblog your blog students"
We could really run away with this one.
eddo, posting as all his split personalities.
maybe you can talk like this at gamenight, too.
except don't tell us when you are switching.
Side note from marrying Steve...
Can the tooth fairy fix a tooth before a root canal happens.... Oh please... Pretty pretty please... Will you come and fix my tooth? You have 1 1/2 hours to fly on your beautiful wings to Minnesota and cure my tooth! (For Eddo sake... yes.. I am in the same time zone so that would mean she would need to be here before 3:30.)
IM 100!!
BING BING BING BING! You have just reached the pinicle of blogging 100 comments!
"Tell her what she has won Ben"
You have just won a date with some guy in Oregon... but not just any guy.... THEE guy.... Steve.
Okay.... I am done with the match making... lol.
Too many questions to answer all at once:
Whaaaatttt: I'll fly by your blog soon, I'm trying just to keep up with all the commenting over here
Syd: I only take teeth, I can't fix them sorry
50 feet: the tooth fairy works like santa if you aren't good to your teeth we don't leave money
Steve: congratulations on being the 100th customer, your prize is to be the subject of the crazy world of blogging today. Somehow I hope you are benefiting with comments on your own site from all this crazy talk
Eddie: you are my blog mentor so you do receive some credit
Ben: I'm scared that last comment was a false promise
Katie I think this is some sort of sign...
talk of us... all the comments... the cows...
"easy like a sunday morning"
Beaver you came on a good day, a scary, weird, random day but hey it makes me look like I am really popular when normally my posts garner comments numbering in the teens
Oh tooth fairy how you disappoint. May your life as a tooth fairy be painful and lacking in joy. Yes... I am bitter oh so Bitter. What good is some tooth fairy that can't fix teeth! I don't get any money either.... does anyone see a bonus to this whole tooth fairy thing for I surely don't!
Wow. Never underestimate the wrath of a pregnant woman with a toothache.
beaver?
Ward?
Wally?
there is absolutely no way for me to LOOK like i'm doing work. you guys are making me laugh, and my work is not FUNNY.
June?
See I can play with the big boys too.
Work Schmerk
I'm lookin' for plane tickets
what the--GET TO WORK. What's wrong with you people?
jes--I LOVE games. I just don't like boring games or uber competitive ones, or anything involving charades. NO charades.
steve: ha! I was trying to come up with a leave it to beaver reference.
Easy like sunday morning? Are you nervous?
and I think you're supposed to be singing that song in spanish, no?
See? In the time it took me to type my comment, there were like FIVE more postings. Work, people! If I have to, then everbody does.
"fácil como la mañana de domingo!!"
Ok everyone feel free to continue with this string of comments but do hit refresh so you can read my new post.
Sorry it has nothing to do with teeth, cows, spanish, target, starbucks, or much else this has been about.
NEW POST????
thats just wrong ;-)
but, but, you're almost to a RECORD 125 comments!!!
Well I never said you had to stop commenting here, I have a feeling this will be the comment spot for the next few days anyway. Come one come all and comment on the crazy train. But I must push on in the blogging because you all know I have lots to say, hello my name is kpinion.
katie, i could SO hear your voice and intonations with that last comment.
I can't not comment after just reading 141 on this post.
You guys are crazy hilarious. And Katie, it was a great post. :-)
Have a great day!
OK 121
this so reminds me of my friend Hills who decided one day it was her mission in life and started sending me all her emails broken up into a bunch of short, one word email.
It
didn't
work
but
she's
still
trying.
i have nothing left to say, but I just wanted to be the 125th comment.
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