Too funny to not share

I’ve mentioned my “Mom Friends” or “Old Lady Friends” or “Sister Chicks” before. These are a group of moms from the school I work at that have become such a sweet group of friends/big sisters to me. They are some of the craziest and funniest women I know. One of them is Bertha (just like a big sister to me, she is famous for her ability to pee in a super big gulp while in a moving car and not ashamed to wear a felt covered jock strap in a semi-public place) another is Naclesha (a mother of SIX who is about the biggest servant I’ve ever know and can throw out the one liners like no other).

This is an event they experienced on Saturday:

Bertha and Naclesha (obviously not their real names, or maybe that wasn’t obvious to you) are all piled into Naclesha’s big ol van (it seats 15 comfortably) and are running late to their daughter’s volleyball game. They maneuver that big bus of a van into the local Sonic Drive-In and order their army’s worth of food.

While waiting for the food to be delivered Bertha begins watching the lady in the car next to her. This woman, who appeared to be about 60 or so, had ordered a corny dog and is proceeding to diligently and carefully cover the entire thing in mustard. It seems that there was no “corny” left to be seen because she was using about six packets of mustard on this thing.

So this lady finishes up her “dog decorating” and then slaps that corny dog against her face almost as if she was trying to stick it in her ear. Bertha about falls out of her seat with shock and grabs Naclesha’s arm to get her to watch this woman.

So now corny dog lady is grabbing napkins to wipe mustard off her face, out of her ear, and from her hair and Bertha and Naclesha are stuck somewhere between laughter and shock. The next thing they know corny dog lady grabs her cell phone and smacks it against her ear.

They both lose it with laughter.

So the moral of the story is this:

DOES NOT EQUAL