Thursday, October 06, 2005

Sorry we don't carry those here

It seems that there is a desperate need for Giant Women internationally. There must be some shortage that CNN, MSNBC, and FOXnews aren't reporting. Have all the giant women just run away? Are they being kidnapped? Or is there some specific need that only a giant woman can fill?

If you have any answers to this predicament please let me know because it seems that Kpinion is the clearing house for all giant women internet searches.

I know, I know, I brought this on myself by naming one of my posts "Giant Women's Underpants" (which was in fact a very honest and descriptive title). But ever since then there has been an international presence here at Kpinion as the world searches for hoards of giant women.

Just in case you got here looking for giant women, I apologize but we are currently out of stock of those.

I also take a bit of offense if someone happens to think I am a Giant Woman. I mean, gosh, I'm a bit taller than the average gal and all but a giant, no.

Hopefully that clears things up.

Oh and if you are wanting help making a homecoming mum (the horror that those things are) you are also in the wrong place. I suggest a nice Michael's or Hobby Lobby will suit your needs.


Blogger Jayleigh said...

*laughing hysterically*

Giant Women and Homecoming Mums? I think I need to upgrade sitemeter to see who's coming to my blog and why. What loads of FUN!

You are a RIOT, K-T.

10/06/2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

It took everything within me just now not to burst forth in riotous laughter in the middle of my uber-quiet office! KATIE! You kill me, girl!

10/06/2005 9:28 AM  
Blogger Lia said...

Giant women, okay.

But what's a homecoming mum? I wouldn't take my mum to a dance!

10/06/2005 10:14 AM  
Blogger Luke said...

That's actually how I found your blog.

ok, not really, but man...what if it was. :)

10/06/2005 10:27 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

Lia, Ha ha you are not from Texas.

I talk about homecoming mums in an old post. Let me find the link

10/06/2005 10:28 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

there's the link Lia

10/06/2005 10:31 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

Ha ha, Luke YOU are the guy searching for a Giant Woman?

That fact begs the question, why are you looking for such a woman?

10/06/2005 10:32 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Katie, my absolute favorite part of this was,

"I also take a bit of offense if someone happens to think I am a Giant Woman. I mean, gosh, I'm a bit taller than the average gal and all but a giant, no."

Oh goodness gracious, I about fell off of my chair! hahahaha!!! I know, how you feel! We should start our own club Katie, "They Might Be Giants: For Woman 5'9" And Taller" LOL!!!!

luhyk - "Lukey".. New nickname for Luke?

10/06/2005 11:05 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

Stephanie your comment just made me almost fall out of my chair.

"They Might be Giants" - ahahahahahahahahaha

Ha I also know a guy we call Lukey and a Luker

10/06/2005 11:08 AM  
Blogger Amstaff Mom said...

But the real question is, is Lukey a Looker?

Poor K-T, you had no idea what was in store for you when you began that post.

10/06/2005 11:17 AM  
Blogger Luke said...

From now on, I would be honored to be known as luhyk, but only if you can pronounce correctly. If you don't think you can pronounce it correctly, then just refer to me as the blogger formerly known as Luke. Thank you, and goodnight.


10/06/2005 11:29 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...


10/06/2005 11:39 AM  
Blogger Luke said...

ok, in reality, I can't even pronounce it correctly, so call me whatever you feel like. It's all good. :)

except for vgysxasn. don't call me that please

10/06/2005 11:45 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I. wouldn't. even. attempt it.

10/06/2005 12:23 PM  
Blogger Broken Messenger said...

Giant women? I think I'll tip-toe away from commenting on that one....particularly given that I am male and of realtively small stature. Would anyone slap me for grinning profusely after reading Katie's post?


10/06/2005 12:51 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Brad, of course you did have to come and read this post after hearing me mouth off about all things deep and spiritual.

You may grin or laugh if you please at will at this post as that is the exact response I anticipated.

10/06/2005 1:00 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Great, now I have a mental picture of a giant woman in a homecoming mum. As if those things weren't scary enough!!

10/06/2005 1:04 PM  
Blogger Broken Messenger said...

Brad, of course you did have to come and read this post after hearing me mouth off about all things deep and spiritual.


Yeah, par for the course, huh? I was so 'disturbed' by your "mouthing off" that I added you to my blog roll. Actually, I think it best to tip-toe quitetly around this topic regardless.


10/06/2005 1:55 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Wow thanks.

And yes, it seems that all my male readership (well except for Luke - he's new though) have bypassed this post entirely.

10/06/2005 2:00 PM  
Blogger Amstaff Mom said...

Where have all the cowboys gone?

10/06/2005 2:06 PM  
Blogger Broken Messenger said...

And yes, it seems that all my male readership (well except for Luke - he's new though) have bypassed this post entirely.

Now the question you have to ask is..well, the ladies, anyway: Are we men just cowards or are we wise?


10/06/2005 2:21 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

And I will ever so wisely choose not to even touch that question.

10/06/2005 2:22 PM  
Blogger Luke said...

I'm not a coward, nor am I wise, hence you see my multiple comments on this post. :) Big women, small women, beautiful women, not so beautiful women, loud women, quiet women, sad women, happy women, and now go back and re-read all those adjectives with "men" behind them and then sing kum-by-yah and know that God made you that way for a purpose. You were "Fearfully and Wonderfully made"! when I look in the mirror and see that my left ear is slightly lower than my left and my nostrils aren't 100% identical, you mean God made it that way!? Seriously?

Yep, seriously.

*bows down and prays that the female heart will take this well*

10/06/2005 3:18 PM  
Blogger Luke said...

I meant to say left ear is slightly lower than my right, sorry

10/06/2005 3:18 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Luke did you just call me a fat, ugly, loud woman?

Ahahahahahaha - sorry I couldn't resist giving the "textbook girl" response.

In all seriousness, gentlemen out there you may feel all freedom to express your opinions here without fear (if I disagree with them I will politely tell you).

10/06/2005 3:30 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Katie: I'm going to start a list: THAT (textbook girl response, because it was freakin' hilarious) is #1 on the list of reasons why I think you are the BOMB. (Yes, I said it, leave me alone.)

10/06/2005 3:36 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Stephanie and I likewise think you are the BOMB (don't apologize for using it).

Ha ha, today must be a good "funny" day for me.

10/06/2005 3:41 PM  
Blogger Amstaff Mom said...

Here Here! You should see what she's like in person Steph. The girl's got it goin' on.

10/06/2005 3:42 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Gosh stop you're making me blush.

And with that I'm off to make sure small childen in uniforms don't get run over at carpool. This is my life people, this is my life.

10/06/2005 3:47 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

:( Don't remind me Amstaff! I'm still sour-puss-face about that fact that I can't come down and play this weekend. I wrote Steve an email today expressing my deep-seeded jealousy over his trip to visit you guys. I'm really mean! lol But as long as I get some sort of video so I can pretend I was there, I'm happy (preferrably the NKOTB dance remix lol!)

10/06/2005 3:49 PM  
Blogger Lia said...

i finally read your post on giant womens underpants, and it was quite funny. very funny, actually.

but if you want to stop it from showing up in a google search, you will have to stop making reference to it. google searches don't pick up if it's not current. i found that out the hard way.

10/10/2005 4:12 PM  
Blogger Lia said...

and now i understand the mums as well. actually, i figured it had something to do with flowers. thanks for the link.

10/10/2005 4:15 PM  

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