On my last nerve
Blogger why do you do this to me? Why oh why do you tease me so? I go to my blogmunity sites and try as I might I cannot, CANNOT comment to them. Blogger don't you understand that commenting is equal with the ability to even post. What is the use of posting if people cannot comment? The entire idea of an exchange of ideas is shattered. It's like having a conversation with a mime with no hands. I can tell them what I want but they can't respond. Blogger do you understand the frustration this causes? Do you? Or do you sit at your blogger corporation offices and laugh at the people as they try and try to comment. Do you sit there and chant "Dance monkey dance" as we push the comment button over and over and over again, hoping with our last shred of hope that maybe it will go through this time. Are you that cold hearted?
SIGH . . . . So here I sit waiting for the comments to flow and alas I know they will not. It's like waiting for a prom date in your purple puffy sleeve dress, side pony tail, and died to match metallic shoes and he never shows. My comments are all dressed up with no where to go.
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Do you sit there and chant "Dance monkey dance" as we push the comment button over and over and over again, hoping with our last shred of hope that maybe it will go through this time.
Katie, my newly found friend... I can not tell you how much joy and laughter you bring to my day. Your wit and charm never disappoints me. You Texans are funnier than all get out. I am fortunate to have met you guys.
"Dance Monkey Dance"
LOL *shakes head*
Classic.
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DANG IT BLOGGER!
You just made me post the same comment 3 times!
(Shhhhh! Did you hear that?? I think I just heard, "Muhwwwaaahhaaahaaaa, Dance Monkey Dance!" in the background!
It's alive, IT'S ALIVE. Blogger you are sputtering to life but you might just make it. Call in the trauma team stat and we may be able to save this poor chap.
Ben - I get email notification of my comments. And upon returnign to my desk I was excited to see so many comments from you and yet it was the same thing over and over again. I think you mistook my chant to be "line dance monkey line dance" (as we all know a line dance is the same moves over and over and over again - country dancing for idiots as I like to call it). So Ben stop dancing you fool, breathe man breathe.
I swear it wasn't me!
HA! it finally loaded! i can comment! i can comment!
the "dance monkey dance" comment made me laugh out loud - kt, where do you come up with these things?
i'd like you to know that you're the only person with blogger whose website has allowed me to comment so far today.
it's because i'm so patient, don't ya think? ;)
Yipee and Noooo. I can only comment on my own site. That's not fun. I want to comment on other peoples. Commenting on my own site seems so self-serving and stuck-upishness. Ben - you so pushed the button over adn over and over again. Jes - I think the dance monkey dance comes from Eddie but I could be wrong. I will gladly take all humor credit for it but I must give props if props are due but I did expand upon it with the line dance monkey line dance so I feel as if I deserve at least some of the laughter.
Dance Monkey is mine, but I like the changes KT made to it.
Yeah... um... Katie...?
Line dance monkey line dance...
Not so funny. (Doesn't have the same ring to it.)
No all my humor props have been stolen. My thought is that the inventor of the humorous saying deserves some kudos but the person that uses it well and with the proper amount of humor deserves major kudos. People I never should have told you Eddie said it first. I could have claimed it mine all mine. And Ben - I realize that line dancing is not as funny but I'm grasping at straws here.
but kt, if you had claimed it as your own, and eddie had to call you out on it, wouldn't you have felt silly?
and yes, i agree, you used it very well. and i didn't even remember eddo's initial use (sorry, eddo!).
KT - you get props for remembering that I used it AND making it your own with the line dance thing - Ben just doesn't understand how difficult it can be to take something and make it your own... shame on Ben for trying to shame you... His site hasn't been bursting with hilarity lately, all he's got going for him is a hot wife, amazingly cute kids, a full head of hair, a house in the Hamptons and a great site design... smug little Ben needs to realize the importance of comedy to a successful blog.
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